In the spirit of today, November 4, 2008, Election Day I thought this internet post by Eagle Investigations Services was interesting.
“Georgia leading private investigation agency Eagle Investigative Services conducted a survey to determine who cheats more, Democrats or Republicans?
We conducted this survey among those subjects who we actually caught red-handed on video tape cheating on their wives, husbands and significant others” says Niall Cronnolly, one of the nation’s most respected authorities on domestic relations investigation techniques. The survey comprised 420 people who were actually caught cheating between January 1st 2008 and October 1st 2008 and the subjects surveyed were both men and women. The results of the survey showed that the breakdown between Democrats and Republicans was almost equal! The actual results were 211 Republicans were caught cheating and 209 Democrats were caught in adulterous affairs. The actual breakdown of cheaters was 50.2% Republican and 49.8% Democrat.
Wondering howd Eagle Investigative Services got these people caught cheating to take part in this survey? “Well, we couldn’t very well go up and ask them!” laughed Cronnolly “so we used one of our advanced databases to cross-reference the cheaters with voter-registration data. Then once we had the cheater’s voting preference we simply parsed the data to get the percentages.”
The data has been compiled in a free report that is available from the company. To request a copy, simply send an email to email@example.com with a Subject Line “Cheaters Report October 2008” or you can simply call the company at (800) 867-3930 and request the report free of charge.
Eagle Investigative Services is an Atlanta, Georgia Private Investigator full service firm.
NOW GO OUT AND VOTE!