Christmas: The time when everyone gets “Santamental,” so I’d like to leave you with a few thoughts:
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.
Question: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?
Answer: Subordinate Clauses.
Question: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
Aanswer: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
I know… I know…
I know that people say “It’s the thought that counts, not the gift”, but couldn’t people think a little bigger!
Whether you were naughty or nice this year, we hope that you get everything you want!
We wish you and your families a very Merry Christmas. Thank you for allowing us into your lives, now THAT is a very special gift!
Warmest Regards,
L. Scott Harrell, Executive Editor
Stephanie Mitchell, Managing Editor
Pursuit Magazine
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